Can you guess what this item is?
- No assembly required
- No batteries needed
- Does not become obsolete
- Can be taken anywhere
- Does not cause carpel tunnel syndrome
- No small parts to lose
- No annoying sound effects
- No updates or upgrades needed
- Never needs ironing
- Easy to wrap
- Good for hours of entertainment
- Easy to store
- Always fits
- Will not cause strife at airport security
- User friendly
- Easy to share files with friends
- Doesn't need extension cord
- Bookmarks easy to manage
- Great topics of conversation
- Never comes in the wrong color or size
- Doesn't need to be serviced by a dealer
- Doesn't need spare parts
- Easier to wrap than footballs
- Looks good with any decor
- Doesn't need watering or fertilizing
- Won't irritate your allergies
- Doesn't go out of style
- Doesn't get aphids or draw ants
- Doesn't bark or need to be walked in the middle of the night
- Won't stretch, shrink or fade
- Won't scratch the coffee table
- Won't get stale
- Doesn't have zippers that break
- Can be used over and over by many people
- Not empty when finished
- You can open this again and again
----it's a book!
I smiled as I went through the list. My youngest has asked for a complete set of the Ian Fleming, James Bond books. Nice- very nice- no batteries....
-kls
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